I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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