Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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