Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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