I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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