I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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