I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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