So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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