It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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