I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
