let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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