I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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