Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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