bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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