I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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