so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Holy shit dude........stairs
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