so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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