i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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