found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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