Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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