Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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