dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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