That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So squirting runs in the family.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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