literally had 100 drinks last night.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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