I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
ttyl tear gas
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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