I wanna passion pit in your ass
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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