she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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