My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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