So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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