before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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