gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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