Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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