Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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