now i know why i became what i already was.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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