And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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