You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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