Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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