id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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