I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Randomize
