You smell like stripper and shame
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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