ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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