there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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