I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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