If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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