Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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