My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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