I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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