I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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