Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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