I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
