We won't sleep together?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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