is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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